Sam the Donut Man, also known as Angry Indian Donut Guy or just Sam, was a popular and long-lived prank victim of the Madhouse show. He debuted in the late spring of 2006 and has been featured in several prank calls and is also the voice behind the famous "Fuck You Bitch Motherfucker" line and sound drop. Despite the original "Indian" reference, Sam is in fact Muslim.
Sam worked as the night manager at a Dunkin' Donuts outside of Detroit. MI along with his mother. His number was confirmed and submitted by Lonesome Loser. He was quick to anger and made various threats against Carlito and others who had been calling him. He was particularly un-fond of former co-host Andy having gone into long verbally abusive and graphic tirades over the course of several months with him.
At the end of Carlito's first call to him, Sam told him, "Fuck you bitch motherfucker…asshole!" and slammed the phone on him, ending the conversation. This audio was later isolated and made into a sound drop and has been played occasionally on the show in the years since.
Many of Sam's threats remained consistent throughout his reign such as that of fucking Carlito whenever he got the chance to see him. He also regularly claimed to be Carlito's real brother, a product of his father raping or having relations with the Madhouse host's mother. Sam also asked if Carlito's hands were dirty or clean on a few occasions. He is assumed to be heterosexual despite the fact that he has asked other men to show him their dicks, which is apparently some type of manhood challenge among his culture.
Sam's phone number at the donut shop was changed in response to the Madhouse calls and he disappeared for almost 2 months and was feared lost forever. By a stroke of luck, however, the new number for the store was found and subsequently Sam was called again by Carlito. Sam was clearly irritated and upset when he realized who he was speaking to.
In early 2007 Carlito prank called an unnamed diner in England, and the young Arabic speaker on the line befriended Carlito and offered his services to translate a peace treaty with Sam. An impromptu conference ensued between the three during which Sam complained at length in his native tongue of having been called several times on Thursday nights over the course of the previous year. Among his grievances were being harassed about washing his hands, his mother being insulted and that he had called the police and even had the store's phone number changed to no avail. In the end progress was made, but no clear road map to peace was agreed upon.
A prank call in mid-2007 took an odd turn when Sam and Carlito both proclaimed to love each other and hung up amicably. The following month it was learned that Sam no longer worked at the Dunkin' Donuts. During a call to the store an unfamiliar person stated that an African-American entrepreneur had bought the store from a Muslim family (presumably Sam's relatives} and the entire staff had been replaced. There has been no contact with Sam ever since.
Notable Appearances
- Sam the Donut Man (2006)
- Sam the Donut Man 2 (2006)
- Sam's True Feelings (2007)