Manchester Pub is a prank from July 2007. It was performed by Carlito. The call is listed in the top pranks section of the Madhouse Live website.
Premise
Carlito calls a pub in the UK and wakes up the owners who also live there. Carlito, as Jack Valente, announces to the owner that he has won the deed to the pub in a bet and is calling to let the staff know "how he's going to be running things".
The woman on the other end of the line becomes increasingly upset, specifically when accusations of poor service are made against her. Carlito then fires her over the phone, further angering the lady. She explodes after Carlito spontaneously asks her if she is "awake now" and dives into a slew of insults including calling him a tosser, wanker and a twat.
She then puts her son on the line with Carlito telling him, "Here you go have a nice chat with the wanker at the end of the line".
Quotes
"Are you awake now?" - Carlito
"Am I Awake?! Its ten to four in the fucking morning!" - Lady
"Will you tell that woman to shut her mouth up?" - Carlito
"Oooo, listen to me you fucking Yank thats my fucking Mum prick-face!" - The Son





